This is a secret blog so if you are here, you shouldn't be.
It all started when Chinese Brett invited me on a holiday. He heard I was a Booby and apparently he likes Boobys.
It started off great, drives the hood down. Selfies, and the charts were going up and up. Chinese Meta was on! he even bought me a lil hat just like me.
We went to Beijing! It was amazing but everybody was looking at me funny. Not sure if it was because of me being a Booby or if I just looked yummy but Brett was there with me so I felt safe!
He even took me to his home town and we saw pandas. The pandas were really looking at me funny. I think they were smoking the bamboos. They looked lit AF
But then it got weird. I walked in on him in the hotel room, doing something that no Brett should to another Booby.
And that was it. I packed my bags, and that lil bastard photoshopped me out of all his photos! So now I decided to go on my own journey! my journey to FREE THE BOOBYS!!!
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